Eleven humorous cross stitch designs to make you smile:
Old Quilters ("...never die, they just go to pieces" framed by
quilted border) (109w x 81h Stitches)
A Golfer ("...and a normal person live here." with a wacky
house in the middle of a golf course) (90w x 133h Stitches)
Fisherman (a mermaid swimming above the saying, "An old
fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.") (86w x 131h
Stitches)
I Did It Right (a guy sleeps with his feet on desk with the
saying, "Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first
time." (85w x 104h Stitches)
Happiness (large cat face wearing crown over the saying,
"Happiness is being owned by a cat.") (73w x 126h Stitches)
Make Quilts (three quilt blocks above the saying, "When life
gives you scraps, make quilts.") (127w x 75h Stitches)
Alphabet Song (cross stitched alphabet followed by "Why is
the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?" accented
with musical notes) (62w x 89h Stitches)
Mom's Cooking (little girl praying above the saying, "Why do
we always pray before we eat Mom's cooking?") (68w x 67h
Stitches)
Wipe My Feet (a sparkling clean tile border with a mop,
bucket of water and a broom frame the saying, "The floors are
clean, the place is neat, if I were you, I'd wipe my feet.") (142w
x 112h Stitches)
Mood Swing (the number "5" tacked into the saying "Next mood
swing 5 minutes") (94w x 140h Stitches)
Photographic Memory (photographic film loops through the
stitched frame around the saying, "I have a photographic memory, I
just forget to get it developed.") (89w x 72h Stitches)
